Oh, wow, but fuck you.
Best Bro. My face. Tour Around My Room

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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glitterweave:

Connor Walsh: A Summary

my 3 daily emotions

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies


lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 
bryanpaulson:

How…

verylargedog:

i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual