Oh, wow, but fuck you.
Best Bro. My face. Tour Around My Room

Anonymous: Would u date someone 13 years old?

joshpeck:


australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense


Holland’s reaction when she found out they’re going to do memes

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

simnationblog:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!
Edit: This is official, it was confirmed by EA.
Edit: For help regarding problems, how to do it etc. please
click here
.
Edit: This comes with ALL the Expansion and stuff packs of The Sims 2.



Edit: Please note: This only works for PC’s (Not Macs) and people with Windows 8 seem to be having issues. For further help, talk to a games adviser. 

Edit: This is valid until July 31st, 2014 at 10AM PDT

I have added some more details for those who keep sending us questions.
tylershh:

zoruiika:

scottpilgrimvsthepatriarchy:

sowhatelseisblu:

ifhebeworthy:

condescendmotherglubbers:

"fellated by juggalos"
…


Buried alive by hugs.

Assassinated by everything.EVERYTHING

skinned alive by the world we live in
that’s deep shit man

strangled by meth addicts… wellshit I hope I never meet any of thise

Fucked by life. Well, shit. 
  • people: you just want everything to be gay
  • me: yes
candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS