the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr